If Kuala Lumpur and Petaling Jaya were two different countries, I would fiercely advocate for KL to invade PJ. In fact, I would lead an army to commit atrocity, slaughtering all PJ traffic enforcers with no mercy at all.

Why?

Because I was ticketed in PJ for — drumroll please — paying for my parking! And for 100 bucks no less!

But I am not going to pay that thing. Not only I paid for my parking, the detail about the car I was driving is wrong! Hah. Good luck tracing me! And by the time they finally traced me, if ever, I hope to be in Australia, doing an economic thesis on how to screw PJ!