While I was exploring Kuala Lumpur (read: lost), I saw a bright merry poster of an ice-cream. It was a new Cornetto ^[1] with a Kit Kat bar stuck in it.

Proudly the poster announced something to the effect of: get it fast because this is a limited edition.

Now, I’m confused. Do I eat it or do I keep it frozen for posterity?

Wouldn’t you get that awful feeling of having a limited edition ice cream in your stomach?

Oh, there goes the limited edition poo.