I am selfish

I think I am selfish.

I hate Monday and I really hate Monday. Whenever Monday looms, the whole body aches, finding an excuse to skip Monday. And how am I selfish?

I secretly, and embarrassingly wish for a gargantuan misfortune to hit the city. The event must be big enough to justify calling the day off. From that day on, all first Monday of November will be a day off, mourning that misfortune so that I could sleep late on Sunday, wake up later on Monday.

Whatever that misfortune is, of course, must not directly concern me.

What could that misfortune be?

A day-long rain to flood the city, so that everybody is trapped for the day. Or, a massive road accident blocking every link connecting KL with the outside world, thus causing traffic congestion of biblical portion.

Bah! The best the city could garner this week is the UMNO general assembly, a gathering of many racists from all over the country. That is not good enough to call the day however. I wish gathering of racists would be good enough to warrant a national disaster. Alas, it is not.

Sigh…

Here am I, praying for a national disaster to strike just because I hate Monday.

Or maybe, that November 10 gathering might just do the trick. Riot! Roar! Eat my sh*t you bast*rds!

But that is next week, not right now. Not tomorrow.

1 Comment so far

  1. wong (unregistered) on November 4th, 2007 @ 8:08 pm

    Or… You’re just postpone Monday to Tuesday? LOL~! Everyone hate Monday, don’t worry… :D



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